Share your AU/RR Story! And a talking RR doll

[starbug]

Shoot forward approximately 50 years in time....

ner ner ner ner...

Ross Rojeck Junior's Junior: Grandpa, please can you tell me a story?

Ross Rojeck: Well, let me see - have I told you the one about how I found a niche market to exploit and conned a bunch of fans into paying me months in advance for a set of DVD's (that's Digital Versatile Disk, we used to have those in the old days before hologram home entertainment) that I never shipped out to them? Yeah, I got to keep the money and everything... you know, you can really capitalise on some people's devotion. That's why I get to live in this great mansion by the sea in a place where the sun always shines.

RR Jr. Jr: Wow, that's amazing - how did you do it? Please tell me so I can grow up to be just like you... please, please....

RR: Yes. I think it is time to start your training in order that you can perpetuate my legacy. Let's begin...

ner ner ner ner

TOO scary...



Sorry, I'm jumping on the imaginery script bandwagon, but I couldn't help myself...

[George]

I loved that story!! But to imply that Ross will have grandchildren one day is to assume he actually found a woman willing to have sex with him in the first place!

[starbug]

Yeah, I thought that was the major flaw in it too - but hey, there's someone out there for everyone...

[arnesbarnes]

He can probably afford to get himself cloned...

[mephisto]

but hey, there's someone out there for everyone...

Infomercial-Woman?

[starbug]

Heh heh!
Can you build Ross a mate?

[starbug]

OK, someone tell me how you get this quote thing to work....

sorry for being thick.

[katy]

starbug wrote

That's why I get to live in this great mansion by the sea in a place where the sun always shines.

hey starbug, your script reminded me of lyrics to a song from godspell...

Some men are born to live at ease, doing what they please,
Richer than the bees are in honey
Never growing old, never feeling cold
Pulling pots of gold from thin air
The best in every town, best at shaking down
Best at making mountains of money
They can't take it with them, but what do they care?
They get the center of the meat, cushions on the seat
*Houses on the street where it's sunny..
Summers at the sea, winters warm and free*
All of this and we get the rest...

[starbug]

Good Grief Charlie Brown...

It wasn't what I was thinking of, but that has *got* to be Ross's song.

[mephisto]

I updated the website with some fanfic, AU slogans and talking doll material

did I miss some fantastic content? just post the links in this thread!

[Sascha]

OK, someone tell me how you get this quote thing to work....

Do you see that image at the top of each post? Just click it to reply to a message.
Then write your own message after the [/quote] tag.

Hope that helps

[socalledfan]

I updated the website with some fanfic, AU slogans and talking doll material

did I miss some fantastic content? just post the links in this thread!

LOL!!! Updates look great.

SCF

[socalledfan]

Those friggin' Darth Ross and Jason Skyfeld dolls are so funny.

"I'll get you Darth"....



SCF

[socalledfan]

Another song for Infomercial Man's website. Heh...this is how I spent my lunch hour, how ridiculous!

To the tune of The Beach Boys "I get around"
(hope you know that one! )


Get around round round
Ross gets around
yeah
Get around round round
Ross gets around

He gets around!...

Well, he stole all our money
And he's keepin' our discs
Now he's toolin' round town
In a Mercedes Benz

Ross gets around...

Well, Chase and Catalano are
Our favorite kids
But thanks to AU
We'll never see them again

Ross gets around
(round get around Ross gets around)
All over town
(round get around Ross gets around)
You better pay your debt down!
(round get around Ross gets around)
Cause he's a thievin' clown
(round get around Ross gets around)

Well, forget about the lunchbox
And your bonus disc
Cause hell is freezin' over
'fore you get that s**t

Ross gets around....

[pgh kenny]

AU is a very bad company.