A MSCL Joke

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A MSCL Joke

Post by angelika » Mar 30th 2000, 4:09 pm

Here's a joke that I previously shared with our mailing list. The board's been a little slow lately, so I figured I'd share it with everyone. I got this joke a few years ago when I was on a HUGE mailing list. I don't know who wrote it, so if you know, let me know and I'll give the proper credit to the author. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

~angelika~



Why did the chicken cross the road?


Sharon: To get to the other side! DUH squared!

Angela: It's like, once it crossed the road it was like, a totally different person.

Danielle: I can cross the road. Watch!

Brian: The road is like, a symbol for, like, the... What I mean is like it's a metaphor for like, life and stuff. You know that chicken you borrowed?

Jordan: Chicken? Sure sounds good. What else you got to eat?

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Re: A MSCL Joke

Post by Sascha » Mar 30th 2000, 6:14 pm

If I remember correctly, a former listee named Ashley came up with most of those "daily chicken" jokes back in mid-1995. At least she started it :)

I found some more on my hard disk:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Angela: When you stop and think about chickens, like... crossing things...
it can be, like, really scary...

Brian: Was Angela, like, WITH the chicken?

Rayanne: It's a chicken, it's a road, it crossed it. Like that's not the
STUPIDEST question in history.

Rickie: She DOES have a point.

Sharon: Because it was, like, supposed to, OKAY? That was, like, the
assignment, OKAY?

Delia: I guess it wanted to try a side of the street that didn't.. hurt so
much.

Patty: It just did it to get a rise out of me. I want to know WHO the
chicken crossed the street with, when it's going to be home, and we're going
have to have an understanding about drinking...

Graham: It's just something the chicken can DO.

Jordan: I dunno. I guess it just... wanted to, or whatever.

Danielle: Why does the chicken get all the attention? I crossed the road,
too, you know.

Mr. Katimski: To get to... [five-minute pause]... the other side.



Hallie: Ya know, Brad had a theory about that chicken...

Principal Foster: I want to know exactly which chicken it was... and so do
these law-enforcement officials.

Joy, the angel: Another roll of the dice, I could've been that chicken...

Miss Krzyzanowski: It's halfway across the road. This is a very dangerous
time...

ABC: Thank you for your question regarding the ABC poultry "The Chicken."
It has begun to cross the road. A final decision as to whether it makes it
across will be made in May.

(Overheard in school hallway): I heard that Tino knows that chicken, like,
personally...

++++

"This chicken has been a test. It it had been an actual chicken it would
have been given instructions on where to go and what to do."

++++



You'll find even more on Sara's MSCL Listie Page:

<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/~ladysparklez/ ... ns.html</A>

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Re: A MSCL Joke

Post by angelika » Mar 31st 2000, 1:43 am

Wow!! I looked at that page, and it is amazing!! All of those jokes are so witty, and they bring back a lot of MSCL memories, lines, and quirks from so many different episodes. Check it out, everyone!! You won't be disappointed. :-)

~angelika~

P.S. Thanks for sharing those, SAB. It was very entertaining!!! :-)

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Re: A MSCL Joke

Post by NIGHTJESSI » Jan 13th 2002, 2:03 pm

In my travels on this forum, I couldn't resist resurrecting this thread because it was too funny. Unfortunately, the link with the additional chicken feed is defunct. <img src="/forum/images/frown.gif">

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Re: A MSCL Joke

Post by Joanna » Mar 17th 2002, 1:43 pm

Going along with the chicken joke theme .........

BRIAN: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in my bag, you can have both of them"

JORDAN: "EEEeeerrrrrrr, three!"

Angela's thought's about my joke......

"That's the 'stoopidest' thing I've ever heard in my life!"

Not to mention why anyone would want chickens? DUH2

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Re: A MSCL Joke

Post by Sascha » Mar 17th 2002, 4:42 pm

That's the new location of Sara's "MSCL Chickens" page: <A HREF="http://www.rumblers.org/sparklez/mscl/c ... ns.html</A>

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Re: A MSCL Joke

Post by dTheater » Mar 18th 2002, 3:46 am

It was. I forgot about half of those lines.

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Post by nkatsa » Sep 10th 2002, 7:50 pm

:lol: :lol: omg, love the chicken jokes. those are too funny, very witty
I bet you can actually die of embarrassment. I bet it's been medically proven.

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