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A MSCL JokeA MSCL JokeHere's a joke that I previously shared with our mailing list. The board's been a little slow lately, so I figured I'd share it with everyone. I got this joke a few years ago when I was on a HUGE mailing list. I don't know who wrote it, so if you know, let me know and I'll give the proper credit to the author. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
~angelika~ Why did the chicken cross the road? Sharon: To get to the other side! DUH squared! Angela: It's like, once it crossed the road it was like, a totally different person. Danielle: I can cross the road. Watch! Brian: The road is like, a symbol for, like, the... What I mean is like it's a metaphor for like, life and stuff. You know that chicken you borrowed? Jordan: Chicken? Sure sounds good. What else you got to eat? Re: A MSCL JokeIf I remember correctly, a former listee named Ashley came up with most of those "daily chicken" jokes back in mid-1995. At least she started it
I found some more on my hard disk: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angela: When you stop and think about chickens, like... crossing things... it can be, like, really scary... Brian: Was Angela, like, WITH the chicken? Rayanne: It's a chicken, it's a road, it crossed it. Like that's not the STUPIDEST question in history. Rickie: She DOES have a point. Sharon: Because it was, like, supposed to, OKAY? That was, like, the assignment, OKAY? Delia: I guess it wanted to try a side of the street that didn't.. hurt so much. Patty: It just did it to get a rise out of me. I want to know WHO the chicken crossed the street with, when it's going to be home, and we're going have to have an understanding about drinking... Graham: It's just something the chicken can DO. Jordan: I dunno. I guess it just... wanted to, or whatever. Danielle: Why does the chicken get all the attention? I crossed the road, too, you know. Mr. Katimski: To get to... [five-minute pause]... the other side. Hallie: Ya know, Brad had a theory about that chicken... Principal Foster: I want to know exactly which chicken it was... and so do these law-enforcement officials. Joy, the angel: Another roll of the dice, I could've been that chicken... Miss Krzyzanowski: It's halfway across the road. This is a very dangerous time... ABC: Thank you for your question regarding the ABC poultry "The Chicken." It has begun to cross the road. A final decision as to whether it makes it across will be made in May. (Overheard in school hallway): I heard that Tino knows that chicken, like, personally... ++++ "This chicken has been a test. It it had been an actual chicken it would have been given instructions on where to go and what to do." ++++ You'll find even more on Sara's MSCL Listie Page: <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/~ladysparklez/ ... ns.html</A> Re: A MSCL JokeWow!! I looked at that page, and it is amazing!! All of those jokes are so witty, and they bring back a lot of MSCL memories, lines, and quirks from so many different episodes. Check it out, everyone!! You won't be disappointed.
~angelika~ P.S. Thanks for sharing those, SAB. It was very entertaining!!!
Re: A MSCL JokeIn my travels on this forum, I couldn't resist resurrecting this thread because it was too funny. Unfortunately, the link with the additional chicken feed is defunct. <img src="/forum/images/frown.gif">
"When you drink from the cup of life, chug." ~ Citibank billboard Re: A MSCL JokeGoing along with the chicken joke theme .........
BRIAN: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in my bag, you can have both of them" JORDAN: "EEEeeerrrrrrr, three!" Angela's thought's about my joke...... "That's the 'stoopidest' thing I've ever heard in my life!" Not to mention why anyone would want chickens? DUH2 Re: A MSCL JokeThat's the new location of Sara's "MSCL Chickens" page: <A HREF="http://www.rumblers.org/sparklez/mscl/c ... ns.html</A>
Re: A MSCL JokeIt was. I forgot about half of those lines.
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