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Celebrity quotes
Celebrity quotesI love hearing the goofy things that celebrities say, so I thought we could have a thread dedicated solely to their off the wall quotes. Wacky quotes from David Boreanaz alone could go on for days.
![]() Tonight I heard Ashlee Simpson say, "My dad is my father also." ![]() Natasha aka candygirl :: MSCL.com
Look, if this is weird for you, being tutored? I don't mind helping you a little longer. You could have sex with me if you really want to help...I guess that's a "no"?
This should be a stimulating thread...
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I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain
I guess we're the only ones who think this is funny.
![]() I have no shame. Next up, David Boreanaz! When asked to define hip, he replied:
Natasha aka candygirl :: MSCL.com
Look, if this is weird for you, being tutored? I don't mind helping you a little longer. You could have sex with me if you really want to help...I guess that's a "no"?
Well, I don't care what the popular kids think, it is funny! And David Boreanaz is, um, uhh . . . deep?
![]() She hasn't been doing much of late, but I like Geena Davis, so...
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain
I'm with you! I think it's that he lacks the part of his brain that says, "Huh?" or "Don't say that right now!" I have read some ridiculous quotes from him, most of which are hilarious in their weirdness. Natasha aka candygirl :: MSCL.com
Look, if this is weird for you, being tutored? I don't mind helping you a little longer. You could have sex with me if you really want to help...I guess that's a "no"?
ITA, he's so spacey it's actually cool, like going through the DuhSquared wormhole and coming out safely on the other side! Far out!
![]() (Yay, my 777th post! With rainbows and horseshoes and clovers... ![]() I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain
I had to google David Boreanaz to find out who he was (I didn't want to ask
![]() Sometimes I write a little MSCL fanfiction: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1039807/Jody-Barsch
Also, after multiple V. Mars reiterations, and finally a Deadwood movie, still wishing for some continuation of The Riches !
I agree that there is something cool about DB's wackiness. I like to interpret it as a lack of the usual Hollywood pretentiousness and preoccupation with seeming cool. It seems like he's silly and he doesn't care if that isn't cool.
Ashlee Simpson - I don't have the words. I thought Jessica was annoying (which she is), but at least I can sit through most of a Newlyweds episode and laugh at her cluelessness (as well as Nick's). Ashlee, on the other hand, seems like she needs a good smack. I guess it just goes to show how people react differently to similar situations - they were both raised by Creepy Pa Joe and they are both spoiled brats, but Jessica seems spoiled in the "oh, I'm a helpless girl" way that really means "I'm perfectly capable of doing this but I'd rather watch you do it for me" while Ashlee seems more the temper tantrum thrower. I couldn't believe the fits she had about her songs and her album and her rehearsals. If she wasn't the sibling of a celebrity, there is no way any record label would have put up with her prima donna attitude. In addition, she is not a very good singer which doesn't help matters. At least Jessica has a nice rack. Natasha aka candygirl :: MSCL.com
Look, if this is weird for you, being tutored? I don't mind helping you a little longer. You could have sex with me if you really want to help...I guess that's a "no"?
One can only guess at the context of this one:
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain
Of course, comics are always churning out pithy qoutes but that one has more meaning for me than most. I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain
That made me laugh, but I totally agree. The packaging is amazing, the contents is just packing peanuts. I don't know how Nick stands it. She looks great, but to having to live with that stupidity would drive me mad. "To come to your senses, you must first go out of your mind." - Alan Watts
Not to go too offtopic, but " Creepy Pa Joe" ![]() Ashlee is a tool, the way she is about guys is ridiculous. The way her mother has to do everything for her is just sad. Ugh, she bothers me*...and she can't sing. *that said I would still hit it .... along with her sister** **and make Nick watch.
I love Ellen Degeneres! She always has the greatest things to say!! Best comedian ever! ( I saw her at the Benedum Center in Pittsburgh) GREAT SHOW!
Are you gay? Gina Gershon: Im not but my girlfriend is. "everybody uses every body" (from the movie Staying Alive) "Get a life" ( Sharon Stone to Billy Baldwin in Sliver) Who is onlineUsers browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests |