Senator Springer

GaryEA · Post by **GaryEA** » Aug 11th 2003, 12:28 pm

For what its worth I'd vote for ya. Not that living in Ohio affords me such a privilege. Will Fnordboy be your lieutenant govenor? Mglenn your attorney general, Candygirl state treasurer...

Well, thank you lance. I appreciate your vote.

As for where you live, I wouldn't worry about it. If a porn star can run for office, I don't think voting outside of the state will be too much of a problem. LOL!

As for my cabinet... I like your thinking. What are you doing the next four years lance?

Gary

GaryEA · Post by **GaryEA** » Aug 11th 2003, 12:35 pm

fnordboy wrote:I will be the Smithers to Gary's Burns...errr... that just got weird. nevermind.

WHAT?!

fnordboy · Post by **fnordboy** » Aug 11th 2003, 4:33 pm

GaryEA wrote:
fnordboy wrote:I will be the Smithers to Gary's Burns...errr... that just got weird. nevermind.

WHAT?!

Yeah..so...ooo...this is awkward....

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Aug 11th 2003, 5:12 pm

fnordboy wrote:
candygirl wrote:Yes, let me handle the money!

Rule Number 1: Never let a woman handle your money.

I don't want to handle it - I just want to spend it!

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Aug 12th 2003, 8:48 am

I am feeling slighted, as I wasn't asked to be a part of Gary's cabinet.

fnordboy · Post by **fnordboy** » Aug 12th 2003, 10:23 am

Megs wrote:I am feeling slighted, as I wasn't asked to be a part of Gary's cabinet.

Your role was larger than everyone elses actually. You were to be the "intern".

GaryEA · Post by **GaryEA** » Aug 12th 2003, 11:45 am

Megs wrote:I am feeling slighted, as I wasn't asked to be a part of Gary's cabinet.

Aw Megs, of course you can be a part of my cabinet. Any position you have in mind?

In light of fnordboy's recent comments (sick bastard

), I think I should phrase that differently...

Is there any job title you wish to have?

Gary

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Aug 12th 2003, 1:28 pm

fnordboy wrote:
Megs wrote:I am feeling slighted, as I wasn't asked to be a part of Gary's cabinet.

Your role was larger than everyone elses actually. You were to be the "intern".

Yo!

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Aug 12th 2003, 1:30 pm

GaryEA wrote:
Megs wrote:I am feeling slighted, as I wasn't asked to be a part of Gary's cabinet.

Aw Megs, of course you can be a part of my cabinet. Any position you have in mind?

In light of fnordboy's recent comments (sick bastard ), I think I should phrase that differently...

Is there any job title you wish to have?

Gary

Well, not "intern", as fnordboy suggested. How about you give me a position, er, job title that you see fit for me?

Nothingman · Post by **Nothingman** » Aug 12th 2003, 1:41 pm

Can I be the Special Assistant to the Assistant of the Executive of Internal Affairs of the Embassy of Tahiti?

Oh, and one more question. Do surfboards count as office supplies?

lance · Post by **lance** » Aug 12th 2003, 2:28 pm

candygirl wrote:Yes, let me handle the money!

Whoohoo!

Dvds for everyone.

Lance Man

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Aug 21st 2003, 7:34 pm

From the Oakland Tribune:

Who says the recall election is bad for California business?

The bar at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Washington, D.C.'s swank Georgetown section now serves a cocktail called the "Total Recall" using Hangar One vodka, produced by St. George Spirits of Alameda.

St. George assistant distiller and partner Lance Winters, who helps produce the company's potent potables near Alameda Point, said it's nice that someone's making lemonade from the Golden State's lemons.

"But if you're serving it in California, it doesn't matter what you make it with because people are going to say it's not what they wanted. If they say that, we'll give them another drink but charge them $67 million," he quipped in reference to the recall election's cost. Anyway, he said, "most of the cocktails we make are designed to prevent recall -- of anything."

Apparently California's gubernatorial fracas is on everyone's lips, so to speak, in the nation's capital, with Republican candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger -- star of the 1990 sci-fi hit, "Total Recall" -- a hot topic of bar-room discourse.

A Ritz-Carlton news release says the Total Recall is "a bipartisan drink made with conservative ingredients and a liberal pour."

Conceived by Michael Brown, bartender at the Ritz-Carlton's Degrees bar, it includes three parts Hangar One vodka, two parts Chambord -- "French are back in style," the release says -- two parts fresh-squeezed Florida orange juice "in memory of the Florida presidential election," a dash of ginger ale and a dash of cranberry juice. Stir with ice, strain and serve, Martini-style.

Bottoms up, California.

fnordboy · Post by **fnordboy** » Aug 22nd 2003, 1:59 am

Well, now that they made a drink named after a Ahnold movie I guess I can now turn you all on to a very special band:

ArnoCorps - http://www.arnocorps.com/index.html

Songs sung in the key of Ahnold.

I first heard of this band a while back and am sure they will be the next big thing once Ahnold takes office. Such great songs as:

Total Recall
End of Days
Commando
Terminator

Enjoy the MP3s

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Aug 25th 2003, 3:11 pm

An American fast food chain is trying to get a head start on the California recall election results by urging Mexican food fans to eat an Arnie. Taco Bell bosses have renamed their beef tacos The Arnie and their chicken tacos The Gray Davis in a bid to see whether Arnold Schwarzenegger's bid for Governor - a post currently held by Davis - will be successful. The results from more than 1,000 California fast food restaurants will be posted on Taco Bell's website every Tuesday.

starbug · Post by **starbug** » Aug 26th 2003, 4:52 am

All together now...

"Ah-nold! Ah-nold! Ah-nold!"... oh yeah, ahead in the burrito/taco stakes by a whunking great majority

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