Joe Millionaire

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Jan 18th 2003, 3:11 am

pgh au hater wrote:watching those girls in particular shovel animal turds or coal was worth the price of admission alone.

Hee! Totally!

The latest: Joevan was training to be a wrestler?!

http://www.upw.com/superstars/evanmariott.htm

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Jan 18th 2003, 1:17 pm

candygirl wrote:
pgh au hater wrote:watching those girls in particular shovel animal turds or coal was worth the price of admission alone.
Hee! Totally!

The latest: Joevan was training to be a wrestler?!

http://www.upw.com/superstars/evanmariott.htm

Hahahahahaheheheheehehehooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wait. That wasn't a joke. He really wanted to be a wrestler?

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Jan 25th 2003, 12:54 am

This show just gets classier every week:

Joevan's brilliant idea

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Jan 25th 2003, 12:54 pm

After some intense soul searching, the self-proclaimed "regular guy" replies, "Probably not."

Hee. What a moron.

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Jan 29th 2003, 7:45 pm

I know I shouldn't be surprised by anything that a reality show participant has done, but this show is just giving us drama galore - first Joevan's underwear modeling, then his wrestling career and questionable construction career, and now this (although I suppose this explains the moans and slurping noises on Sarah's date this week).

fnordboy · Post by **fnordboy** » Jan 29th 2003, 7:53 pm

candygirl wrote:...and now this (although I suppose this explains the moans and slurping noises on Sarah's date this week).

LMAO classic. Who says things like that don't come back and haunt ya lol.

(on a side note, those look like the crappiest flicks

)

GaryEA · Post by **GaryEA** » Jan 29th 2003, 8:16 pm

"Bound for Victory"

Sorry. It's such a stupid pun, but it got me laughing.

Gary
(I guess it's safe to say she's trying to keep a leg up on the competition... ?

)

K-man · Post by **K-man** » Feb 10th 2003, 5:44 pm

OKay Lifers; looks like tonights the night! Will we watch with astonishment as the poor young lasses become privy to the evil FOX joke?????

OR......will it finally be revealed that John Q. Citizen is the butt-end of this here joke in that Joe really is a millionaire?. I still say the joke is supposed to be on us. Maybe he is not really worth $50million, but he's no ditch-digger either. There.....I officially stated my position. Anyone else?
On another note, I can't believe I even watched this crap.

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Feb 10th 2003, 6:17 pm

Isn't the 2 hour finale on next week?

K-man · Post by **K-man** » Feb 10th 2003, 6:56 pm

Megs, I thought I heard it was tonight. 2 hours???? Oh, tell me it aint so.

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Feb 10th 2003, 8:10 pm

Tonight is a regular one hour episode and next week is the two hour finale. I think that tonight will probably be Zora and Sara going on "dates" with Joevan yet again (who thinks that Sara will put out again? I can't wait to see the captioning again..."slurp...giggle") and then the episode will end without any jewelry changing hands. Then I would guess that next week's two hour finale will be a lot of rehashing, flashbacking, and previouslys before he finally reveals who he chose. I really hope that they bring back the other girls and let them bitch for a while, then let them in on the secret so that we can see their reactions. I'm just dying to see Heidi and Mojo's reactions to the news.

K-man · Post by **K-man** » Feb 11th 2003, 10:26 am

Yeah, Megs was right. I caught the end of last nights show. What a waste of 60 primetime minutes. They accomplished nothing last night. Those dickheads! Stop jerkin' us around!

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Feb 11th 2003, 10:35 am

K-man wrote:Yeah, Megs was right. I caught the end of last nights show. What a waste of 60 primetime minutes. They accomplished nothing last night. Those dickheads! Stop jerkin' us around!

Word. Candygirl was right on the money when she said this:

Tonight is a regular one hour episode and next week is the two hour finale. I think that tonight will probably be Zora and Sara going on "dates" with Joevan yet again (who thinks that Sara will put out again? I can't wait to see the captioning again..."slurp...giggle") and then the episode will end without any jewelry changing hands. Then I would guess that next week's two hour finale will be a lot of rehashing, flashbacking, and previouslys before he finally reveals who he chose.

Bastards. But at least we get to see some reactions from the other girls after they found out!

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Feb 11th 2003, 10:36 am

K-man wrote:Yeah, Megs was right.

I just had to make my 400th post by quoting this. It is so rare that I hear that.

TomSpeed · Post by **TomSpeed** » Feb 11th 2003, 11:59 am

I haven't watched one episode of Joe Millionaire. I haven't watched a reality TV show for any length of time since the first Survivor. I don't think I've missed anything I really wanted to see.

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