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Post by socalledfan » Oct 23rd 2002, 9:40 am

I love The Onion. Those are some funny m-f'ers.

My dream is to be a "journalist" for The Onion! That would be a fun job.

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Post by mglenn » Oct 23rd 2002, 11:45 am

I meant to say with a loud authoritative voice: I will not be your puppet. What came out of mouth was: I will not be your pumpkin.
Talk about your freudian slip's I meant to say pass the potato's and it came out, you ruined my life you f*%kin bitch.

Quote from a movie I can't remember right now...
I always thought that 63% of Americans looked kinda shifty...
And remember that 6 outta 3 americans cannot count! :D
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Post by pgh kenny » Oct 25th 2002, 10:32 am

About six months ago I made a web page that had information about my 10-year high school class reunion.
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Post by mglenn » Oct 28th 2002, 12:37 pm

Keystone state, pgh, and Meadville... Kenny you can't live that far from me in the little town of Butler, where myself and the mscl.com server live...

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As a side not please remember that I (As in me personally... infact I try to stay out of this as much as possible) do not support or condon the actions of AU so no plotting to bomb my house (or accuse me of stock minipulation). Don't shoot the messanger, especially since this messanger might shoot back! (Thats a joke for the politically sensative out there!)

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Note: Yup thats me shooting on Sunday Oct 26th at the East Huntington USPSA Match.

Disclaimer: I am not a stock broker/advicer/guesser/expert and as such nothing and I mean NOTHING I say should ever be used as investment advice. If you invest money in something because of anything I say your just plain dumb, but that again is my opinion and no stock should be but in my opinions either. And since I have now discussed stocks, opinions and putting and stock in opinions, I'm going to quit talking as I have confused myself. :D
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Post by pgh kenny » Oct 28th 2002, 4:15 pm

mglenn wrote:Keystone state, pgh, and Meadville... Kenny you can't live that far from me in the little town of Butler, where myself and the mscl.com server live...
I live about 2 miles west of downtown pittsburgh. The I-79 Butler exit sign is very familar to me due to my many trips back to meadville. Something tells me the server is quite safe hunkered down in Butler, PA. :)

I think my uncle is a manager at some sort of underground mushroom growing facility located in butler, pa. all i know is that he is always bringing my parents cartloads of mushrooms.

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Post by mglenn » Oct 28th 2002, 5:34 pm

Ah yes the Moonlight Mushroom mine.

Disclaimer: I am not a stock broker/advicer/guesser/expert and as such nothing and I mean NOTHING I say should ever be used as investment advice. If you invest money in something because of anything I say your just plain dumb, but that again is my opinion and no stock should be but in my opinions either. And since I have now discussed stocks, opinions and putting and stock in opinions, I'm going to quit talking as I have confused myself.
"When I disagree with a rational man, I let reality be our final arbiter; if I am right, he will learn; if I am wrong, I will; one of us will win, but both will profit." - Ayn Rand

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