au.com website MIA

pgh kenny · Post by **pgh kenny** » Jun 20th 2003, 8:33 am

I just noticed that au's website ( http://www.anotheruniverse.com ) has been replaced with:

• ALL NEW SHOPPING CART
[spoiler]keeps billing you until your credit limit is reached or account is exhausted[/spoiler]

• FASTER SERVERS
[spoiler]to ensure efficient emptying of your bank account[/spoiler]

• EXPANDED CUSTOMER SERVICE
[spoiler]providing frequent polite emails letting you know you're being screwed and then shafted[/spoiler]

• GREAT NEW PRODUCTS
[spoiler]including ross rojek voodoo dolls and rojek's exclusive guide to internet scams without consequences[/spoiler]

• EASIER SEARCH ENGINE
[spoiler]provides the industry's most rapid results to products that don't actually exist[/spoiler]

• NEW LAYOUT & DESIGN
[spoiler]featuring new one-click "screw me" and "bill me forever" purchase buttons [/spoiler]

for questions or comments please contact admin@anotheruniverse.com

fnordboy · Post by **fnordboy** » Jun 20th 2003, 9:48 am

ROFLMAO

Too funny kenny.

lance · Post by **lance** » Jun 20th 2003, 10:33 am

Kenny,

Definately laugh until it hurts. Good stuff.

Best,

Lance Man

Megs · Post by **Megs** » Jun 20th 2003, 11:11 am

Agreed. Hilarious, Kenny!

Jason R · Post by **Jason R** » Jun 20th 2003, 1:07 pm

well, I certainly am glad that they are expanding that overworked customer service department.

fnordboy · Post by **fnordboy** » Jun 20th 2003, 1:15 pm

I love that there mailto link is wrong, it speaks volumes.

andrewgd · Post by **andrewgd** » Jun 20th 2003, 1:17 pm

If they were smart, they'd get it done for the San Diego Comicon, right?

Unfortunately, there will be those there handing out fliers revealing the truth, right?

(how much you wanna bet that the redesign is so they can further distance themselves from the s**t they've done? "Oh...that wasn't even our website that did that.")

fnordboy · Post by **fnordboy** » Jun 20th 2003, 1:23 pm

andrewgd wrote:(how much you wanna bet that the redesign is so they can further distance themselves from the s**t they've done? "Oh...that wasn't even our website that did that.")

Well, like, duh²! It is a new company.

Jason R · Post by **Jason R** » Jun 20th 2003, 1:49 pm

My bet is that he is opening a Yahoo store next.

GaryEA · Post by **GaryEA** » Jun 20th 2003, 7:54 pm

All new? Riiiight.

Hmm... I think the new site should be called "Another Another Universe.com".

Or "My So-Called Business.com"
Or "Ross Rojek's Wallet Sucker.com"
Or "No matter where you go, I've got your money.com"

Gary

pgh kenny · Post by **pgh kenny** » Jun 22nd 2003, 2:17 am

you can tell that only the hard core mscl fans remain when everyone in a thread has an avatar...

mephisto · Post by **mephisto** » Jun 23rd 2003, 3:14 pm

a great. the fun just never ends

btw: avatar? which avatar?

Bubbawheat · Post by **Bubbawheat** » Jun 24th 2003, 12:11 am

pgh kenny wrote:you can tell that only the hard core mscl fans remain when everyone in a thread has an avatar...

Mwahaha, I just had to post to screw up your theory... ok, I'm just a big MSCL fan that doesn't post here much, just reads it every couple days. Ok, I'll go back to lurking now.

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