Precious AU gift certificate

mephisto · Post by **mephisto** » Oct 17th 2002, 12:34 pm

as appreciated customers of a great company called AnotherUniverse.com we will all get a gift certificate with our DVDs

that makes me really happy. did you already decide what you will order with your gift certificate? First I wanted to order the "Ross Rojek Action Figure", but then I noticed that shipping to Europe would be 47.98$.

so I decided to send it back as soon as I'll get it and ask for my lunchbox and my bonus DVD instead. If all of us would send it back they probably could repaper the whole building with certificates that travelled around the world

socalledfan · Post by **socalledfan** » Oct 17th 2002, 12:43 pm

LOL!!!

Well, I've already cancelled with "Another Screw-over" dot com.

However, if the gift certificate were still available to me, I'd like to use it towards the "Ross Rojek talking plush doll." Pull his string and hear all kinds of lovely phrases.

(yank) "We're the exclusive retailer of these dvds"
(yank) "Cancel with me. I don't give a s**t."
(yank) "Oh well, sucks to be you."
(yank) "Thanks for pre-paying. Now f**k off while I go spend your money!"

Don't mind me, just amusing myself.

SCF

pirategraham · Post by **pirategraham** » Oct 17th 2002, 12:48 pm

In Ross' case, wouldn't an "Inaction Figure" be more appropriate?

Denie · Post by **Denie** » Oct 17th 2002, 12:52 pm

socalledfan wrote:LOL!!!

Well, I've already cancelled with "Another Screw-over" dot com.

However, if the gift certificate were still available to me, I'd like to use it towards the "Ross Rojek talking plush doll." Pull his string and hear all kinds of lovely phrases.

(yank) "We're the exclusive retailer of these dvds"
(yank) "Cancel with me. I don't give a s**t."
(yank) "Oh well, sucks to be you."
(yank) "Thanks for pre-paying. Now f**k off while I go spend your money!"

Don't mind me, just amusing myself.

SCF

How about: (yank) "There's a sucker born every minute. Thanks for being one of the them!"

arnesbarnes · Post by **arnesbarnes** » Oct 17th 2002, 12:58 pm

If you put the Talking Ross doll and the Talking Jason doll together, you get hours of interactive fun!

Hear Ross come out with hundreds of different excuses!
Hear Jason cry real tears of frustration!

Jason R · Post by **Jason R** » Oct 17th 2002, 1:04 pm

Can my action figure come with a kung fu grip that fits the neck of another certain action figure?

socalledfan · Post by **socalledfan** » Oct 17th 2002, 1:06 pm

Allright!!!

Just what I want for the holidays!

Kung Fu action doll of Jason "Ass-Kicker" Rosenfeld.

(glad we all still have our sense of humor.

)

Jason R · Post by **Jason R** » Oct 17th 2002, 1:07 pm

Of course I do, because now that I don't have to handle the problems anymore, I'm gonna enjoy watching this train wreck.

socalledfan · Post by **socalledfan** » Oct 17th 2002, 1:13 pm

Yes, distancing yourself professionally is the best thing at this point! Yet, here you still are, caring about all of us getting these DVDs. Funny how you're here, but the Talking Plush Rojek is nowhere to be found and has nothing to say.

(yank) "I laugh in your general direction, fools."
(yank) "I paid BMG, are you happy now? P.S.- check your credit card statements"

mephisto · Post by **mephisto** » Oct 17th 2002, 1:15 pm

about humor: that's something AU can't take from us.

When Wade said on the phone that my voice sounds very familiar I just had to laugh

socalledfan · Post by **socalledfan** » Oct 17th 2002, 1:18 pm

Mephisto, that's for sure!!

I'm literally LMAO at your Avatar.

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Oct 17th 2002, 4:02 pm

You guys are hilarious! Thanks for reminding me why I used to look forward to logging into the forum (as opposed to now - my stomach clenches up and my head screams "noooooooo!").

I was thinking of either buying something lame and then setting it on fire (just for therapy - and the pretty colors) or buying something semi-unlame and then selling it on ebay (potential profit margin).

Jason R · Post by **Jason R** » Oct 17th 2002, 4:50 pm

I am redeeming gift certificates for one roll of used, recycled toilet paper.

ErichH0374 · Post by **ErichH0374** » Oct 17th 2002, 4:55 pm

Jason Rosenfeld wrote:I am redeeming gift certificates for one roll of used, recycled toilet paper.

I thought about doing that, but I think Im just going to wipe my azz with it, and mail it back in a plastic baggy to C/O Ross Rojeck....Who knows maybe I'll get a response

Jason R · Post by **Jason R** » Oct 17th 2002, 5:00 pm

postal inspector doesn't allow stuff like that to be sent through the mail. This company makes a man-made, artificial-yet-realistic dog poop, just for that reason.

http://www.dogdoo.com

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