the Simpsons

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Post by Natasha (candygirl) » Jan 26th 2003, 12:09 am

I know that most of us watch the show, whether you still watch religiously every Sunday or if you only watch the syndicated reruns, soooo share your favorite Simpsons quote with us!

Is it "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"?

Or "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'"?

How about "God bless those pagans"?

I must admit that I have paraphrased this one on several occassions: "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
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Post by Nostradamus » Jan 26th 2003, 12:18 am

Just look at all that pink and purple! Our money sure is gay!

I could crush him like an ant, but that would be too easy. No, I'll bide my time, letting his years pass blissfully unaware that the sword of Damocles is dangling over his head... Oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant!
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Post by lance » Feb 3rd 2003, 3:20 pm

Hey,

Actually I am fan of the Simpsons early work. The past couple of seasons just haven't been that funny to me, so I stopped watching.

Best,

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Post by jaynedoh » Feb 4th 2003, 2:48 am

after all these years, i still love the simpsons. :)
i have so many favorite quotes, i don't know which to
"choo-choo- choose" :roll:

marge: "the only thing i'm high on is love. love for my son and daughters. yes, a little LSD is all i need" :shock:

homer (explaining how he gained so much weight):
"i discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch"

okayyyyyyy, i will stop.
for now... :wink:

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Post by lance » Feb 4th 2003, 3:05 pm

jaynedoh wrote:after all these years, i still love the simpsons. :)
i have so many favorite quotes, i don't know which to
"choo-choo- choose" :roll:

marge: "the only thing i'm high on is love. love for my son and daughters. yes, a little LSD is all i need" :shock:

homer (explaining how he gained so much weight):
"i discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch"

okayyyyyyy, i will stop.
for now... :wink:
No more, more!

:D

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Post by Megs » Feb 4th 2003, 3:56 pm

Confession Time:

I have not been a fan of the Simpsons since the first season, when I was about 12 or 13. :oops:

I also am not really a fan of Seinfeld. :shock:

Will I be kicked of the Board now? :cry:




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Post by Natasha (candygirl) » Feb 4th 2003, 4:16 pm

Normally, yes. But since you waited until we like you to confess, we'll let you off the hook. Just watch your step or we will tie you down, force your eyelids open, and start a Seinfeld/Simpsons marathon until you cry for mercy.

:D

Uhhh, I mean no, of course not. We would never discriminate based upon something like that!
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Post by SanDeE* » Feb 4th 2003, 4:25 pm

Homer: "Sax-a-ma-phone! Sax-a-ma-phone!"

Homer: Beer, we've had some great times.
When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen.


Chief Wiggum: "Wait a minute, bronchial tubes clearing! Asthma disapearing! Acne...remains. But asthma disapearing!....Listen to me breathe! HONK..waaa...HONK...waa!

Bart: I'm looking for Hugh, last name - Jass.
Moe: One second. Do I have a Hugh Jass? I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!
Hugh Jass: I'm Hugh Jass! [picks up phone] Yes? This is Hugh Jass.
Bart: Uh...hi. Actually, this was supposed to be a prank call, but it kinda backfired on me. Sorry.
Hugh Jass: Oh, well. Better Luck next time! [hangs up] What a nice young man!

(I'm paraphrasing just a little bit, but I think I have these quotes pretty close! More later...)
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Post by fnordboy » Feb 4th 2003, 6:42 pm

candygirl wrote:Normally, yes. But since you waited until we like you to confess, we'll let you off the hook. Just watch your step or we will tie you down, force your eyelids open, and start a Seinfeld/Simpsons marathon until you cry for mercy.

:D

Uhhh, I mean no, of course not. We would never discriminate based upon something like that!
err..uh....oh.... we like Megs? Damn, why am I not getting these important memos????

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Post by K-man » Feb 4th 2003, 6:47 pm

That's O.K Megs, I don't watch the Simpsons or Seinfeld either. Just never got into it I Guess. So you can all hate me too.
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Post by Natasha (candygirl) » Feb 4th 2003, 6:54 pm

Hrmph - I don't know that we have enough ire to spread around to TWO of our members. Most of it is tied up in Ross right now.

:evil:
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Post by dTheater » Feb 5th 2003, 1:59 am

Yeah, The Simpsons have been god awful for a few years now, but it's still good for at least one laugh per show.

A few quotes I'm remembering from the top of my head:

Homer: "Hee hee! Look at this country. U-R-GAY." (Uruguay)

Apu: "Ah, the sweet kiss of hot lead, how I've missed you...I mean, I think I'm dying."

Another classic from Apu, when Bart and Lisa are reading magazines in the store: "Hey, you, kids. This isn't a lending library. Put those magazines away or I'll blow your heads off."

Burns (as Homer plays his head like a bongo): "I would give you the thrashing of a lifetime, but I'm paralyzed with rage...and island rythyms."

There are so many more. They'll come to me and I'll keep adding.
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Post by lance » Feb 5th 2003, 8:50 am

Lisa is arguing in her class that the speed limit should be reduced.

Homer, "Oh sure a few LIVES will be saved, but millions will be late!"

:D

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Post by Megs » Feb 5th 2003, 10:16 am

fnordboy wrote:
candygirl wrote:Normally, yes. But since you waited until we like you to confess, we'll let you off the hook. Just watch your step or we will tie you down, force your eyelids open, and start a Seinfeld/Simpsons marathon until you cry for mercy.

:D

Uhhh, I mean no, of course not. We would never discriminate based upon something like that!
err..uh....oh.... we like Megs? Damn, why am I not getting these important memos????
Yes! We love Megs. She rules. Someone get on that memo!

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Post by Nostradamus » Feb 5th 2003, 10:59 am

Cletus: Hey Brandine, I found these nice boots for ta wear at work.

Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Nope, you juss bring 'em back wherefore ya found 'em from.

(Cletus climbs a telephone poll to replace the boots.)

Cletus: Hey, I could call my Ma from here. Hey Ma! Getcha off the dang roof!

(singing)

Oh, some folk'll never lose a toe,
and then some folk'll.
Folk like Cleeeetussss,
the Slack-Jawed Yokel.


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