Catalano Death Grip

ClarenceWorley · Post by **ClarenceWorley** » Feb 2nd 2003, 11:00 am

This is rather silly, so bear with me.

Near where I live, some area was cleared and a little shopping centre was built. Among those shops, there was this one lone building off to the right, that for months was begging to be leased.

I went past that building recently and it appeared to be occupied. There was a big sign on it stating "Catalano's Martial Arts Centre". I chuckled to myself and drove on, forever pondering when Jordan gave up his music career and resorted to teaching his Martial Arts skills to others.

Look, I told you it was silly.

lance · Post by **lance** » Feb 2nd 2003, 3:51 pm

clarenceworthy,

Pretty funny though.

Best,

Lance Man

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Feb 2nd 2003, 6:33 pm

Just imagine a Jordan action figure with that signature slacker plaid shirt - you think you can take him, but behold! Jordan has kung-fu action grip!

Nostradamus · Post by **Nostradamus** » Feb 3rd 2003, 5:32 am

And spring-loaded guitar strumming action! Remote controlled "Red" vehicle sold separately.

lance · Post by **lance** » Feb 3rd 2003, 10:07 am

Jordan,

With beret, sour expression and battle grip!

Lance Man

crimsonglowgurl · Post by **crimsonglowgurl** » May 15th 2003, 9:56 pm

I bet Jordan would look just as hot doing martial arts as playing his guitar

Nothingman · Post by **Nothingman** » May 16th 2003, 1:13 pm

Action figure and car sold separtely.

fnordboy · Post by **fnordboy** » May 16th 2003, 10:25 pm

nothingman wrote:Action figure and car sold separtely.

LMAO

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