Share your AU/RR Story! And a talking RR doll

socalledfan · Post by **socalledfan** » Oct 21st 2002, 2:00 pm

mephisto wrote: And I would also love to include socalledfan's fanfic (Ross on the phone with Robert, etc.)

Well, I can't take credit for that stroke of genius. That was my partner-in-comedy/crime, Candygirl.

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Oct 21st 2002, 2:02 pm

And you may feel free to reproduce it, re-enact it, etc. whenever the mood strikes you. Costumes help create the mood, but go with what you have. You bring the question mark suit and I'll bring the wire rim glasses.

http://www.mscl.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1357

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Oct 21st 2002, 2:04 pm

The interactive MSCL/AU fan fic genesis:

http://www.mscl.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1376

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Oct 21st 2002, 2:15 pm

I know we have had several suggestions for AU's motto, among them
"expect less" (Jason - http://www.mscl.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1188) and "expect the unexpected" (Keny - same thread, but great expansion!), but I submit the following for approval:

Bend over, grab your ankles, and make a sound like an oven door closing.

or maybe AU: it's unlubricated.

Sorry I'm getting so crass, but anyone who doesn't feel like they're getting screwed by this company must have had a novacaine shot straight to the anus.

katy · Post by **katy** » Oct 22nd 2002, 9:58 am

Well, I just received my copies of the Unofficial MSCL Soundtrack from a friend, and I'm feeling a bit slap happy. So I thought I would contribute to the lyric-writing.

I feel I should preface this post with the following: I was not double-charged, but I know *a lot* of people were. So this goes out to all of you! I also should state for the record that I have not cancelled my order with AU. My mother bought these for me for my birthday. I told her about it being available from other vendors, but I can't blame her for not wanting to deal with trying to cancel.

... the following lyrics should be sung to the tune of
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth" ...

Back in February/March, we started singing...

All we want from AU is My So-Called Life,
a bonus disk,
and a molded lunchbox.
Gee, if we could only have My So-Called Life,
then we would be so very happy!

8 months later, the tune's the same, but the lyrics have changed a bit...

All we want from AU is our money back,
from refunds,
and cancellations.
Gee, if we could only have our money back,
then we could wish Rojek to go to h*ll.

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Oct 22nd 2002, 1:48 pm

katy wrote:Well, I just received my copies of the Unofficial MSCL Soundtrack from a friend, and I'm feeling a bit slap happy.

That's the kind of MSCL "share the love" that I like to hear about!

kriddyboo · Post by **kriddyboo** » Oct 22nd 2002, 2:17 pm

OH MY GOD!!!!

That was so funny I about peed all over my self (Hey I have two kids my poor bladder is weak).

I must give two thumbs up for the infomercial man movie trailer. A stroke of genius!

What do we need AU for? We have all our bonus material right here!

"It can't rain all the time"
(Unless I hear informercial man again... then watch out!)

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Oct 22nd 2002, 2:26 pm

I never knew that someone else laughing could make me laugh so hard!

Howard · Post by **Howard** » Oct 22nd 2002, 2:44 pm

Remember Pink Floyd's "Hey you... out there on your own... etc, etc?"

=======

AU
They killed my favorite show, I really liked it don't you know
Can you help me?
AU
I'd really like to see My So-Called Life on DVD
Can you help me?
AU
I'll give you the money up front! Oh, oh.
AU
Hey, thanks a bunch.

AU
I don't mean to be rash, but I am missing twice the cash
That I paid you
AU
You charged my VISA twice, I was surprised--it wasn't nice
Won't you help me?
AU
Computers can make weird mistakes. Oh, oh.
AU
Do what it takes.

AU
Are you out there? Have you heard? We think you're giving us the bird
Are you shipping?
AU
The set's on Amazon--it's cheaper too, I think I want
Just to cancel.
AU
Please send me my refund to da-a-ay.
AU
It's the only way... Hello? Hello?

SanDeE* · Post by SanDeE* » Oct 22nd 2002, 3:12 pm

katy wrote:My mother bought these for me for my birthday.

katy,

Was this supposed to be a gift from your mother for your birthday this year or next?

My birthday is in early December. I didn't realize that when I ordered this set in May I was getting myself a birthday present!

Kristin

SanDeE* · Post by SanDeE* » Oct 22nd 2002, 3:15 pm

I'm a music major in college, and these lyrics beat a lot of what I hear everyday at school! So creative! Keep it up everybody!

katy · Post by **katy** » Oct 22nd 2002, 3:46 pm

Was this supposed to be a gift from your mother for your birthday this year or next?

it was supposed to be a birthday present for this year. i knew it would be belated since my birthday's in march...but i didn't know it would be *this* belated.

Post by **Natasha (candygirl)** » Oct 22nd 2002, 3:48 pm

Since I prepaid in February and then paid the balance in March, this was supposed to me my birthday present to myself. Looks like it might be a birthday present for next year!

So-Called Loon · Post by **So-Called Loon** » Oct 23rd 2002, 5:17 am

Howard wrote:Remember Pink Floyd's "Hey you... out there on your own... etc, etc?"

The AU version was truly great!

socalledfan · Post by **socalledfan** » Oct 23rd 2002, 11:08 am

This just in!!!

New phrases available for the talking Rojek doll!

(yank) "I'm on the road right now and unable to respond to your email."

(yank) "I'm sitting in my office right now, laughing at your email."

(yank) "Hey bartender, it sure is a beautiful day here in Hawaii. Whip me up a daiquiri, would ya?"

(yank) "It sure is nice to have endless credit. *sigh* Those crazy MSCL kids...."

(yank) "Muwahahahahaha

" (evil laugh)

SCF

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