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Post by SanDeE* » Feb 5th 2003, 12:56 pm

Tito Puente: Listen to my revenge! [starts up his Latin Jazz band] Senor Buuurrrns! El diablo con dinero!
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Cletus's girlfriend: Cletus, why's we gotta sit so close ta ma parents?
Cletus: Aw, shucks naw honey, they's my parents too.
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Ralph: Ms. Hoover! My worm went in my mouth and I ate it.
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Ms. Hoover: Everyone, get out your glue and scissors. Ralph? Are you eating your glue?
Ralph: [with his glue stick in his mouth, mumbling] No Ms. Hoover.
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Post by lance » Feb 5th 2003, 5:36 pm

Mr Burns and as it cuts off power to Springfield:

"From Hells heart I stab at thee!"

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Post by dTheater » Feb 5th 2003, 11:58 pm

Couple more:

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.

Reverend Lovejoy: This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate!

[Homer, feeling behind the couch for a peanut he dropped, finds a twenty dollar bill instead.]
Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
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Post by lance » Feb 6th 2003, 9:43 am

On valentine's day homer is confronted by the family:

Bart: " Dad so what day is it."

Homer: (inside brain:) Ohh, gotta think, christmas, no halloween, bacon day! No that's crazy talk. "Valentine's Day!"

Bart: "Lucky."

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Post by Rickie Love » Feb 11th 2003, 10:00 pm

Anybody catch Bravo's Inside The Actors Studio ep. Sunday with The Simpsons?? Man, pure joy. The best time. My face hurt from smiling and laughing so much. It was so great to see the faces to go with ALL those voices - Azaria, Shearer, Castellaneta(sp), Yeardley, etc., etc. - those are some seriously talented folks. Taped it and loved it - despite the ever-fawning Lipton. :roll:

Oh ya, one of my fave quotes is in my signature.
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Post by GaryEA » Feb 11th 2003, 10:48 pm

I don't have any quotes (haven't watched the show in years), but I would like to add that I've never liked Seinfeld. Just wasn't funny to me.

Get working on those memos. :D

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Post by SanDeE* » Feb 12th 2003, 12:28 am

Mr. Burns: Smithers, massage my brain!
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McBain (as child, singing in a commercial): My bratwurst has a first name, it's A-L-E-C-K, my bratwurst has a second name, it's S-I-E-N-A-C-H-O-N-E-R-E-I-C-H-A-N.... (trails off...)
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(I know I don't have the correct letters on that second one, but I don't remember exactly and I think you can get the idea...)
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Post by TomSpeed » Feb 12th 2003, 12:38 am

Do you mean there is no such thing as Bacon Day?
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Patty: If Rayanne's not seeing you, and we're not seeing you, who is seeing you?
Graham: And how much of you?
Angela: Dad!
Graham: Oh, I'm sorry! I asked a question about your life, didn't I? Woah, what came over me?
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Post by lance » Feb 12th 2003, 9:44 am

GaryEA wrote:I don't have any quotes (haven't watched the show in years), but I would like to add that I've never liked Seinfeld. Just wasn't funny to me.

Get working on those memos. :D

Gary
GaryEA,

You and I must be one of 5 people who didn't like Seinfeld. I just could never get into the show.

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Re: Seinfrield

Post by Megs » Feb 12th 2003, 10:06 am

lance wrote:
GaryEA wrote:I don't have any quotes (haven't watched the show in years), but I would like to add that I've never liked Seinfeld. Just wasn't funny to me.

Get working on those memos. :D

Gary
GaryEA,

You and I must be one of 5 people who didn't like Seinfeld. I just could never get into the show.

Best,

Lance Man
Count me in that five, too. Never liked it myself.
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Post by mglenn » Feb 12th 2003, 10:19 am

Favorite Ep was the one with the Chilly Cookoff

Homer (Very Whiny): But Marge... Its that Chilly Cookoff!"
Marge flashes back to the previous year where Homer is climbing out of the cotten candy machine naked and saying "I'm a cloud, look everyone I'm a cloud!"

The Cop: "They say that he carved that spoon from another... Bigger wooden spoon!"
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Post by jaynedoh » Feb 13th 2003, 3:34 am

"oh, i feel like a kid in some kind of store!"- Homer, at the candy convention.

"spongebob is not a contraceptive"- Bart, writing on the chalkboard.
:shock:

"from now on, i'll use my gossip for good, instead of evil"- Helen Lovejoy

"when i read your magazine, i don't see one wrinkled face or a single toothless grin. for shame!"- Grandpa Simpson, typing a letter to "the sickos at Modern Bride magazine".

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Post by Nostradamus » Feb 16th 2003, 8:43 pm

Um, I guess I should have mentioned this earlier, since the board is kinda vacant on the weekends, but don't forget: today is the Simpson's 300th episode.

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Post by lance » Feb 17th 2003, 12:12 pm

Hey all,

I caught the Simpsons 300th last night. I thought it was pretty good. What did you guys think?

Best,

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Re: simpsons

Post by fnordboy » Feb 17th 2003, 2:16 pm

lance wrote:Hey all,

I caught the Simpsons 300th last night. I thought it was pretty good. What did you guys think?

Best,

Lance Man
Im waiting for the dvd. I will post in 2021 :twisted:

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