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Famous Quotes Aboout France
Famous Quotes Aboout FranceHere are some things to think about with France being in the news.
"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France!" ---John Lippman "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." ---Mark Twain "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."---General George S. Patton "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ---Norman Schwartzkopf "We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."---Marge Simpson "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."---Regis Philbin "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."---Conan O'Brien "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"---Jay Leno "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it [the proof] came marching into Paris under a German flag."---David Letterman TomSpeed
Patty: If Rayanne's not seeing you, and we're not seeing you, who is seeing you? Graham: And how much of you? Angela: Dad! Graham: Oh, I'm sorry! I asked a question about your life, didn't I? Woah, what came over me? http://www.last.fm/user/TomSpeed/ You know, I laugh at this a bit (lets not be coy, the french and the english haven't been on top terms for 100s of years).
But in the case of war against Iraq, I actually think France has a point. It's not about cowardice this time. --------------------------------------------- http://www.urban-hills.blogspot.com ---------------------------------------------
There are many reasons why what happened happened. No doubt. But these jokes are funny. Any good jokes about Americans are welcome, too. Humor helps the world run more smoothly.
TomSpeed
Patty: If Rayanne's not seeing you, and we're not seeing you, who is seeing you? Graham: And how much of you? Angela: Dad! Graham: Oh, I'm sorry! I asked a question about your life, didn't I? Woah, what came over me? http://www.last.fm/user/TomSpeed/
And the only time America wants France to go to war is when the Redcoats are sitting in Boston sipping tea. http://www.statueofliberty.net/creation.html I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain humorTomSpeed,
Thanks for the humor. We definately need that right now. On a more serious topic, as Nostradumus points out, without the French there would be no America. This point seems to be lost to many Americans right now. Best, Lance Man http://www.theonion.com G: it's a problem, when everybody is spitting in the same spittoon (I mean cuspidor). are you following my drift?
D: barely, but let's pretend that I am -- New Planet, Milwaukee Youth Center Choir Thanks for the link. Very interesting read and very informative!
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"I have all these dreams where I know exactly what to say. And you tell me, you know, that you forgive me."
Love The Onion! "I have all these dreams where I know exactly what to say. And you tell me, you know, that you forgive me."
onionYup,
The onion has been quite good of late, painfully funny. Best, Lance Man
How goofy/creepy is this?
In March of 2001, The Onion ran this now classic article about the sinister "Phase Two" of Starbucks. Included was the following description: Nearly two years later, the Defense Department's Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) released this article explaining their short-lived, though apparently genuine, logo for their Information Awareness Office. Included is the following description: (Emphasis in both quotes added by Nostradamus) Life imitating art? I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
-- Clarence Darrow I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. -- Mark Twain Who is onlineUsers browsing this forum: No registered users and 51 guests |