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It's way too hot over here for a serious topic, so here's something to laugh:

Claire and Jared were mentioned in one episode of last week's "Late Night Show with Conan O'Brien". Well, not together, but in the same bit.

"If They Mated ... Jessica Simpson and Jared Leto":




and a few moments later: "If They Mated ... Orlando Bloom and Claire Danes":

Wow, those are some truly ridiculously heinous pictures. You're right about the heat though.

What if the results of those two "if they mated"s mated???