Post turtle
Posted: Sep 28th 2008, 12:53 pm
I saw this on another forum, so this is not from me, but i do like it.
"Post Turtle"
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old
Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate
while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the
topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our
President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is
a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked
him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said,
'When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on
top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't
get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he is up there,
and you just wonder what kind of a dumb @$$ put
him up there to begin with.'
"Post Turtle"
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old
Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate
while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the
topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our
President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is
a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked
him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said,
'When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on
top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's
face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't
get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he is up there,
and you just wonder what kind of a dumb @$$ put
him up there to begin with.'