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Bye Bye Ari
Posted: May 20th 2003, 5:48 pm
by GaryEA
The man who has made watching White House press briefings akin to pulling my own teeth out with tweezers* for me is leaving his post this summer to make big bucks on the lecture circuit, write books, and most likely pop up on some news network when there's a crisis of some sort.
Why is he leaving? I don't know. Frankly, I could care less because I don't like his smug attitude when he's at the podium. Granted, that's not an easy job, but his leaving may get me to watch the damn briefings again.
So, so long Ari, take care, and thanks for your endless charm. [/sarcasm]
Gary
(* = the only person worse than him is Bloomberg.)
Posted: May 20th 2003, 5:51 pm
by fnordboy
I'm going to miss his talks with us in the 'Nap.
Good riddance. Now if the rest of them would just resign
Posted: May 20th 2003, 5:59 pm
by GaryEA
fnordboy wrote:I'm going to miss his talks with us in the 'Nap.
Good riddance. Now if the rest of them would just resign
I think we order three times as much coffee when he's on. Makes it tough to drive (hands trembling and all), but I've got to get through it somehow.
As for the rest of them... ditto.
Gary
Posted: May 20th 2003, 8:19 pm
by andrewgd
One of my favorite quotes of his (or at least how I remember it):
"The problem with guns that are hidden is you can't see their smoke."
Way to talk down to the American public. Its offensive...
Posted: May 20th 2003, 8:34 pm
by GaryEA
"The problem with guns that are hidden is you can't see their smoke."
I'm ready to help him pack his office now...
Gary
Posted: May 20th 2003, 9:08 pm
by mglenn
Heres one we can agree on.
Now lets hope Dennis Miller is free.
Posted: May 20th 2003, 10:28 pm
by fnordboy
mglenn wrote:Heres one we can agree on.
Finally!
firs the cable vs. satellite thing, then the Right Wing Militia vd the Fun loving Leftists....wooo I was getting worried about you
Posted: May 20th 2003, 10:42 pm
by mglenn
Sorry after checking with my Zionist Master I'm not allowed to say I'm happy that Ari is gone. Sorry for the false alarm!
Posted: May 21st 2003, 12:20 am
by Natasha (candygirl)
Hey, I told you to quit calling me that!
Posted: May 21st 2003, 12:38 am
by GaryEA
Heres one we can agree on.
I think I'm gonna faint...
And bring on Dennis Miller.
Reporter: "Mr. Miller! Mr. Miller! Will the president reconsider his position on taxes?"
Miller: "What? Are you f***ing kidding? He's the f***ing president..."
Then he starts cackling and adjusts his jacket.
I'd watch that every day. Tape it too.
Gary
Posted: May 21st 2003, 12:54 am
by fnordboy
GaryEA wrote:Heres one we can agree on.
I think I'm gonna faint...
And bring on Dennis Miller.
Reporter: "Mr. Miller! Mr. Miller! Will the president reconsider his position on taxes?"
Miller: "What? Are you f***ing kidding? He's the f***ing president..."
Then he starts cackling and adjusts his jacket.
I'd watch that every day. Tape it too.
Gary
I hate Dennis Miller with a passion. I use to enjoy him but he has gone soft.
Posted: May 21st 2003, 1:04 am
by GaryEA
Heres one we can agree on.
Just like you to kill the hamonious mood.
Gary
Posted: May 21st 2003, 10:55 am
by mglenn
candygirl wrote:Hey, I told you to quit calling me that!
Normally I have a comeback for anything... but I'm just speachless!
