Why? Because I was bored? - Or My So-Called Parody
Posted: Jul 18th 2003, 4:49 pm
BREAKING NEWS!!!! (dit-da-da-dit-dit)
In a stunning post dawn raid today officers of the MSCL.COM's
Field Reaction Operations Special Service, better known as F-ROSS,
attempted to recover a secret cache of special feature lunch boxes
and DVD's.
A two-man sniper team provided parameter security.
The MSCL team prepares for the raid.
Moments later as and entry charge rocks the cool morning air.
The team instantly entered the building from every angle.
The team quickly secures the occupants of the building.
Some occupants attempted to escape, but were quickly cornered!
The team, now aware of the escapees, quickly secured the vehicles in the area.
With the area secure the team began a systematic search, leaving no stone unturned.
Realizing that booby traps may have been left the team used the utmost caution.
The main cache of DVD's was not recovered but the team was
able to locate what it called "..important intelligence.."
and hopes it will lead to the recovery of all the suspect material!
In a stunning post dawn raid today officers of the MSCL.COM's
Field Reaction Operations Special Service, better known as F-ROSS,
attempted to recover a secret cache of special feature lunch boxes
and DVD's.
A two-man sniper team provided parameter security.
The MSCL team prepares for the raid.
Moments later as and entry charge rocks the cool morning air.
The team instantly entered the building from every angle.
The team quickly secures the occupants of the building.
Some occupants attempted to escape, but were quickly cornered!
The team, now aware of the escapees, quickly secured the vehicles in the area.
With the area secure the team began a systematic search, leaving no stone unturned.
Realizing that booby traps may have been left the team used the utmost caution.
The main cache of DVD's was not recovered but the team was
able to locate what it called "..important intelligence.."
and hopes it will lead to the recovery of all the suspect material!
