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candygirl wrote:

fnordboy wrote:sheesh give some others a chance...

I thought I was being efficient.



Sorry!

LOL
That you are!

Don't get your leather pants in a bunch! I was just joking anyways

Normal families laugh, and eat unbalanced meals, and talk about things that don't have deep symbolic meaning.

When you're yearbook photographer, you're like, never in the picture.

Choose your wallpaper carefully. There are hundreds of patterns out there, and it's kind of daunting because you're going to have to live with your decision for a long time.

Sometimes people fill their minds with all these stupid things to keep themselves from thinking about what's really important.

Obligations blow.

Cilia propel paramecia.

You can't work, like, 24 hours a day.

You should go with who you wanna go with.

It's just weird, you know, when you have a picture of how something's gonna be, and it turns out completely different.

Starting a conversation is the simplest thing in the world. People do it every day.

All over school, there are these certain places -- that are like reserved for certain people. It's this unwritten law -- like gravity or something.

How to be invisible in class: you just sit in the back and keep quiet and let the boys shout out the answers, which they will, even if they're wrong. Boys are less afraid -- of being wrong.

Things to do to your hair: Rat it, spray it, tease it, freeze it, shave it.

Hands are an errogenous zone to some people.

If you break up with your boyfriend, you have a right, nay an obligation, to screw up your midterms.

Enrique and Ricardo are two completely different names.

Broken nose capillaries = drunk

There's something about Sunday night that really makes you want to kill yourself, especially if you've just been totally made a fool of, by the only person you'll ever love, and you have a geometry midterm on Monday, which you still haven't studied for, because you're too embarrassed to even deal with it. And your little sister's completely finished with her homework, which is just -- like so simple and mindless a child could do it.

Geometry is a paid vacation compared to calculus.

Why is he in love with her?
She's not just a fantasy. She's got like -- flaws. She's real.

And if the two parallel lines are cut by a transversal, then the angles are congruent.

Nobody should hate who they are.

If your nose stud is too small, it looks like a semi-precious pimple.

Sex is this thing people that people have - like a rash. Or a rottweiler.

Cars have doors and seats.

Use a condom and a sponge.

Why simmer when you can boil?

If you have a major, you'll get a letter or something.

Cops never really burst in.

Do you know the failure rate for new restaurants? It's like the riskiest business there is. Of course, some new restaurants must succeed -- people have to eat somewhere.

Intimacy is more than a sexual act. Intimacy fills every moment of your day with sensual delight.

There's this dividing line, between girls who've had sex, and girls who haven't.

Once you have sex, having sex is like expected, because, you can't like go back. It stops mattering if you want to.

You're supposed to have sex. It's expected. It's what you're supposed to do - unless you're abnormal.

You actually store sexual energy between your toes.

Not ALL boys only care about getting you into bed.

Boys don't have the monopoly on thinking about sex.

Sex made your whole life start, and if you think about life as like a circle or something, then sex and death are the same.

Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart.

People always say you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing, like a toaster, or something. Like you can know what it is, even.

Orally fixated means you feel the need to eat.

You can't have firm boobs if you breastfeed.

Whatever you do, don't take the first drink.

You're supposed to say "Excuse me."

Every American on the planet eats dinner with all four basic food groups.

It's frustrating to have to, like, sit around, trying to figure out what someone else is thinking.

Your mom and dad are not the same person.

Drummers don't know anything about who's outta tune.

There are state laws about going to school.

You can't speak to people honestly about their children because nobody wants to hear something like that. Nobody wants to hear they may have made a mistake with their kids. Nobody wants to be accused of not being a decent parent. It is an unwritten law, whatever goes on in your family is your business, period. Nobody else's.

If you're not ready to perform, wear something tight - cut off your circulation!

A karass is a group of people who kind of get mixed up in each other's lives in order to do God's will. It was in "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut.

Luis is this genius on Sesame Street who can fix anything.

wow! great job candygirl!!!! There are tons of really good ones in there haha That must have taken u forever!!!

It's okay to keep a tally of everything your parents give a sibling to make sure that you get all the same stuff.

If you send a holiday card after you receive a card from someone else, it looks like you only sent a card because they sent you a card.

There's no place like home for the holidays.

You can't be responsible for the whole world.

People get so stressed over this holiday stuff -- they experience actual symptoms of depression, or whatever. Like total hopelessness and despair. And loss of appetite.

A runaway leaves home of his own volition. A throwaway is pushed out.

It is definitely wrong to use people.

Stage fright is, like, normal.

Acting is like lying.

The scenery in Our Town is supposed to be almost artificial, in a way. That's what he wanted - Thornton Wilder.

The one who has the oldest clothes when they die, wins!

When you call someone's name, like, kind of loud, and they don't hear you, it makes you feel really lonely.

Is it being more of a friend to tell, or to not tell?

Make sure you know who your partner is.

You have to tell each other the truth or it will never work.

Worst nightmare? A Jewish girl from Texas.

You can't really hurt someone unless you really matter to them.

Your actions can't be erased.

You can't let other people's stupid actions, like, control you. You've gotta lead your own life.

If it's not yours, give it back.

If you keep going downstage, you're going to fall down.

That's all human beings are - just blind people.

Men love backs.

Respect for elders is totally lost in, like, today's world.

Having to keep a top that you truly don't like just because you're beyond the 30 day exchange policy is an injustice.

A normal dad has wire shears.

It happened and nothing can change that.

If things don't happen, you have to make them happen.

Cracker Jacks are brown.

Hatred can become, like, food. It gives you this energy. You can, like, live off it.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the restaurant.

Tasting is believing.

What's ironic?
When you realize the, like, component of weirdness in a situation.

When you create your own prison, you have to exist in it.

Princesses just don't get divorced.

A person can have feelings for someone, even if they're not, like, THE person any more.

It's always tempting to lose yourself with someone, who's maybe lost themselves. But eventually, you want reality.

It's probably a good idea to get other people's experiences who have been there.

You can't go by what psychiatrists say.

You can't hit a person with something really profound and expect that to be the end of the discussion.

A person can enjoy the enjoyment of flirting without any intention of necessarily meaning anything.

There's no law that says you can't act jealous.

It's not playing a game - it's called being considerate.

The whole truth is...so much more than a letter can even say.

We're all gonna die someday.

If you, like, analyze why certain people end up with certain other people, it'll make you want to kill yourself.

Someone who is non-shockable is refreshing.

Sometimes it's nice to have a crush on somebody where it can't hurt too much.

It's like...you think you're safe, or something. 'Cause you can just...walk away anytime. Because you don't, like, need her. You don't need anyone. But the thing you didn't realize is...you're wrong.

What I learned from MSCL and MSCL.com: I am not alone!

and...

Orange Juice doesn't grow on trees.

"It sorta does."

there is no such thing as ballroom dancing

8 sentences per lifetime is a lot of talking

dancing far apart is rebellious

Tino=not dependable

cats are invisible