I occasionally get a funny email.
Posted: Aug 28th 2002, 9:44 am

"Hope you enjoyed your honeymoon and got lots of sex. Please can you just confirm with me that my order is OK as I'm worried that they have cancelled it. I replied to another universe below and the money was taken. Unfortunately they don't want to talk to me (Maybe I smell!)."
All I can say is that you guys are more patient than I am.