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The Ultimate Ross Rojek Reprisal Set
Or Even Lego Figures Know Revenge

Content:
1 Ross Rojek figure
5 angry MSCL fan figures
and LOTS of tools

ATTENTION:
This educational play set was especially developed for cheated TV series fans. Its aim is to prevent real violence against individuals by simulating deterring scenes of authentic aggression.

The manufacturer of this play set strongly recommends parental guidance for people who are currently in psychotherapy as a result of the incidents caused by AnotherUniverse.com.

Any similarity to actual persons is intentional.

The approved instruction booklet demonstrates several scenarios and is
clearly structured:

Chapter One
Analyzing the problem



Chapter Two
Possible solutions









Chapter Three
Conclusion
Now, do you think violence is the right answer?

If you order today, we promise your set will be delivered in an exclusive
lunchbox!

I'm reaching for my credit card....

those are brilliant!

So wrong and so right, on so many levels...

Gary

p.s.

Those are hilarious! I bet the BF people who never got their MSCL sets would love some of these Legos too.



(sometimes I remember how many other people got screwed by Ross, but I usually just focus on ME ME ME )

I remember playing out scenes with my Barbies - I think this Lego set could really be cathartic!

I'd almost be tempted to market something like that, if I didn't live in constant fear that the next retailer would turn out to be even bigger pricks.

Great stuff!

Chase cat,

Wow. Amazing how frustration can breed such creativity

I think the flames were particulary creative.

Best,

Lance Man

great!

spartacus, wait with uploading the MSCL booklet. I HAVE to include these pics!

I haven't received the booklet yet.

Spartacus, I send you a private msg

for the rest: here is the table of contents of the booklet

Contents
Foreword.............................................................................................................................. 3
Infomercial-Man................................................................................................................... 4
Trucker Ross ........................................................................................................................ 6
Apathy in a Bottle................................................................................................................10
The Last Journey of Apathy................................................................................................................ 10
Stop bugging us.................................................................................................................................... 14
Toys ‘R’oss ..........................................................................................................................15
The Poll................................................................................................................................................. 15
The Talking Doll.................................................................................................................................. 16
Darth Ross & Jason Skyfeld................................................................................................................ 17
The Ultimate Ross Rojek Reprisal Set............................................................................................... 19
AU Slogans & Ads .............................................................................................................. 22
AU Slogans ........................................................................................................................................... 22
AU Advertising .................................................................................................................................... 22
AU Seminars......................................................................................................................................... 23
Customer Service? ............................................................................................................................... 24
Real AU Ad .......................................................................................................................................... 25
AU/Ross Artwork............................................................................................................... 26
Songs ..................................................................................................................................................... 26
Fan Fic................................................................................................................................................... 31
Public Service Announcement............................................................................................................ 33
Enlightenment...................................................................................................................................... 33
Exclusive DVD Specials...................................................................................................................... 34
AU’s Rossware ..................................................................................................................................... 35
South Park: They killed Ross! (Another So-Called Universe)........................................................ 37
Pictures.................................................................................................................................................. 39
AU/Ross Horror Stories......................................................................................................41
Customers............................................................................................................................................. 41
Freelancers............................................................................................................................................ 42
A Tribute to CMI Holdings ............................................................................................... 44
$0.0002 .................................................................................................................................................. 44
How to keep your company out of trouble...................................................................................... 45
Meet the Press .................................................................................................................... 48
TheDigitalBits.com My So-Called Nightmare:
The Struggle to Bring My So-Called Life to DVD.......................................................................... 48
MoviePoopShoot.com My So-Called DVD..................................................................................... 56
Links & Disclaimer ............................................................................................................ 73

Plus:
+ printable on both US letter and European A4 paper
+ extra-large margin on the left so you can bind the booklet
+ 73 pages in funny colours
+ contains an exclusive Ross Voodoo-Doll
+ available only at AU.com, er, ausucks.org
+ please note: reading before going to bed might cause nightmares

mephisto wrote:Spartacus, I send you a private msg

for the rest: here is the table of contents of the booklet

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Awesome, can't wait to fully check it out!

fnordboy wrote: Awesome, can't wait to fully check it out!

Ditto.

Thank you all for the nice words.

I feel absolutely honoured, that my little "artwork" will be published alongside of all this cool content of the booklet .

Just checking... Am I mentionned anywhere in the booklet ???

If so, in what light ??? good or bad ?

BTW, are you interested in doing an interview of me ??? I played a minor role, but I did speak to Ross several times !

If so, send me an e-mail with your suggested questions( mscl[at]frenette.qc.ca ( replace the [at] with a @ ).

Hey MartinPierre,
Like any of us who had the misfortune of dealing directly with Ross, we are all somewhat dirtier for the experience.

So I am sure you looked just as scummy as I did. That's not saying anything against you, that's just saying that time has proven what an asshole he is and how gullible we were.

Hope that answer helps.

Jason

MartinPierre wrote:Just checking... Am I mentionned anywhere in the booklet ???

If so, in what light ??? good or bad ?.

no, you're not mentioned in the booklet - it just contains the artwork made by the fans in this forum plus some articles

and if you would be mentioned it would certainly not be in a bad light. you're a fan like the rest of us. you only tried to see something good in Ross while the rest already gave up. but I guess you hate this scumbag as much as anybody else these days...