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New idea for customer serviceNew idea for customer serviceI just had an idea for anotheruniverse.com to try out. Basically, I think they should start using ELIZA as their customer service engine. ELIZA is a computer program designed to act like a therapist, and as you can see is almost as good as anotheruniverse.com customer service. Here's my session, if someone else wants to do one, here's a link to an online ELIZA:
http://www.manifestation.com/neurotoys/eliza.php3 Key: > = Customer Service * = Customer > Hello, I am ELIZA. * Why haven't you sent my DVD's? > Oh... sent your DVD's? * That's right, put them in a box and mailed them. > What does that suggest to you? * That you are a very bad company. > Does it please you to believe I am a very bad company? * Not really, I just want my DVD's. > I see. * So are you going to send them? > Would you prefer if I were not going to send them? * NO, NO, NO. That's what I want you to do. SEND THEM. > We were discussing you, not me. * For the love of god, just send my DVD's! > What does that suggest to you? * We are talking in circles. > I'm not sure I understand you fully. * I'm losing it! > How long have you been losing it? * Oh, since I ordered in February. > Say, do you have any psychological problems? * Why won't you listen to me? > You're not really talking about me, are you? * Okay, one more time, I am asking you to send my f***ing dvd's! > Did you come to me because you are asking me to send your f***ing dvd's? * Yes. > Are you Sure? * Very sure. > OK... "Okay, one more time, you are asking me to send your f***ing dvd's". Tell me more. * Wow. > Tell me more... * No > Are you sure? * yes > I understand. Re: New idea for customer serviceHoly crap. That's like talking to Rojek. Gives me the jibblies just thinking about it.
That's friggin' hilarious. I have circulated that link to my office...
Thanks Kenny --------------------------------------------- http://www.urban-hills.blogspot.com --------------------------------------------- Kenny,
I just had to try this out for myself. Here's my experience with Eliza (aka AU customer service) >Hi, I’m Eliza. *Can you help me get my MSCL DVD’s? >Don’t you believe I can help you get your MSCL DVD’s. *I don’t think so. You’ve proven yourself to be quite ineffectual in the past. >Does that trouble you? *Yes, as a matter of fact it does. >Are you sure? *Yes, I’m quite sure. >Do you believe it’s normal to be quite sure? *Yes, most people at the mscl.com forum would agree with me. >I see. *So can you help me get my DVD’s? I’ve been waiting 8 months now. >You want me to help you get your DVD’s? You’ve been waiting 8 months now? *Yes, I want my DVD’s. And yes, I’ve been waiting 8 months. >I sometimes also want your DVD’s. And yes, you’ve been waiting 8 months. *Well you can’t have my DVD’s. They’re mine. I paid $100 for them. Please send them now. >You’re not really talking about me. *No, I’m talking about me, and my DVD’s. >Do you think it’s normal to talk about you, and your DVD’s. *Who cares? I just want my DVD’s. Are you going to send them? >Would you prefer if I were not going to send them? *No, I would prefer you to send the DVD’s now. >Oh, to send the DVD’s now? *Yes now. >Are you sure? *I’m positive. I WANT MY DVD’S NOW!!! ...at this point I hung up, because I couldn't handle it anymore...(actually, Eliza asked a really dumb question, and I thought it best to end the debacle here) I don't know why, but when I read these lines, I lost it. Very funny. :D
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