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Update: the AU/RR/Infomercial-Man Website

Posted: Nov 2nd 2002, 3:00 pm
by mephisto
yes, I tried to include all the stuff from this forum

Visit the website now

did I miss some great content? wanna add something? post here!

Posted: Nov 2nd 2002, 6:25 pm
by pgh kenny
nice updates... this is probably the first time an online company and the ceo have inspired so much international fan art related to customer service. RR didn't have a clue about who he was messin' with. maybe next time he'll pick on someone he can deal with - like the fans of "cops - worlds scaries car chases dvd collection".

Posted: Nov 3rd 2002, 6:32 am
by So-Called Loon
:(
My humble contribution wasn't included.

http://www.mscl.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11087#11087

Alas.
:roll:

Posted: Nov 3rd 2002, 8:30 am
by mephisto
So-Called Loon wrote::(
My humble contribution wasn't included.

http://www.mscl.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11087#11087

Alas.
:roll:
it was! on the "AU Slogans" page: http://mitglied.lycos.de/mephistomscl/slogans.html

Posted: Nov 3rd 2002, 9:29 am
by KrokRos
Haha! So cool how you put together that page! It's great :P Linking to it trough my homepage now :)

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 2:16 am
by GaryEA
LOL! That site is a beauty. Nice work Mephisto!

One question; What program did you use to make the site, and how much did you pay for it at AU? I bet it was the one from that late-night infomercial where RR explains the magic of the web, how to create your own site, and how to make millions...

That's right folks; it's ROSSWARE - THE COMPLETE INTERNET TOOL (the program, not Ross)! With the ROSSWARE TOOL (again, the program not the man), you too can create a ROBUST Internet site that will attract MILLIONS OF HITS AND DOLLARS.

Integrate the world-famous ROSS CART - the COMPLETE INTERNET BUSINESS CART that 100% safe for businesses and is guaranteed to DOUBLE or TRIPLE your earnings... JUST LIKE THAT!

Learn how to type ROSS-SPEAK, so you can COMMUNICATE with your customers in a more efficient manner that works best for you. For example;

Ross-Speak: "Your credit will be processed immediately. Thank you for shopping at Another Universe"

Translation: "$100, $200, $300, $400...."

See? ROSS-SPEAK can rake in the dough for you. WHAT ELSE COULD BE EASIER?

ROSSWARE will also provide you EXCITING CHANCES for you to travel for BUSINESS and PLEASURE! Take a trip to see how DVDs are supposed to be made so you can MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND if you want to play by the rules or make your own. Be a PIONEER, take RISKS, become SUCCESSFUL!

TAKE A TRIP ACROSS THE COUNTRY in a truck and take in the sights while you haul your booty - and your cargo - ACROSS THIS GREAT NATION! (tire iron not included)

ROSSWARE IS YOUR TICKET TO THE TOP OF THE FINANCIAL MOUNTAIN. ORDER NOW (EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH ANOTHER UNIVERSE)!

PRICE: $299.99
PRE-ORDER NOW FOR ONLY $299.99!

:mrgreen:

Keep up the great work!

-g

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 3:35 am
by mephisto
GaryEA wrote:LOL! That site is a beauty. Nice work Mephisto!

One question; What program did you use to make the site, and how much did you pay for it at AU? I bet it was the one from that late-night infomercial where RR explains the magic of the web, how to create your own site, and how to make millions...
thanks and LOL: I'll add ROSSWARE as soon as I have time

I used "AU WEB TOOLS". I got it together with an infomercial-DVD ("How to make money on the web - Steal, Cheat, Lie", featuring some guy called Ross)

btw, Dreamweaver (I just mixed stuff I did for other web projects and used new colors)

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 4:33 am
by So-Called Loon
Woops. All is forgiven. :) I was looking for it with other art.
mephisto wrote:
So-Called Loon wrote::(
My humble contribution wasn't included.

http://www.mscl.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=11087#11087

Alas.
:roll:
it was! on the "AU Slogans" page: http://mitglied.lycos.de/mephistomscl/slogans.html

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 4:39 am
by So-Called Loon
GaryEA wrote:LOL! That site is a beauty. Nice work Mephisto!

One question; What program did you use to make the site, and how much did you pay for it at AU? I bet it was the one from that late-night infomercial where RR explains the magic of the web, how to create your own site, and how to make millions...
Very funny stuff! Love the Ross-Speak bit! :mrgreen:

probably doesn't warrant inclusion, but...

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 4:40 am
by Cornelius1047
...it proves the almighty Ross' powerful influence on corruptable minds. Let's just say I read his book, and I am raking in the double charges!! :twisted:

http://www.mscl.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1418

K

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 9:23 am
by starbug
That is a great site!
:D

Thanks Mephisto, for putting all that together in one easy-2-view place...

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 2:59 pm
by GaryEA
Mephisto (we should start calling you Maestro),
thanks and LOL: I'll add ROSSWARE as soon as I have time
Looking forward to it. I can probably do some box art if you want.
I used "AU WEB TOOLS". I got it together with an infomercial-DVD ("How to make money on the web - Steal, Cheat, Lie", featuring some guy called Ross)
LOL... I used to to use that, but it charged my credit card. Twice. :wink:
btw, Dreamweaver (I just mixed stuff I did for other web projects and used new colors)
Looking good. Can't wait for the Acrobat file.

Cornelius,
...it proves the almighty Ross' powerful influence on corruptable minds. Let's just say I read his book, and I am raking in the double charges!!
You read the book? Cool. I read his pamphlet and I made forty bucks off my grandmother in less than twenty minutes. :twisted:

To the So-Called Loon,
Very funny stuff! Love the Ross-Speak bit!
Thanks. That's what happens when I can't sleep. :D

-g

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 4:26 pm
by mephisto
GaryEA wrote:Looking forward to it. I can probably do some box art if you want.
bring it on! AnotherSoft - Never thought that there could be a company more evil than Microsoft ;)

Posted: Nov 4th 2002, 9:20 pm
by lance
Mephisto,

Bravo! Thanks for putting together this brillant site. Although I will probably go through an ink cartridge or two printing everything off :wink: it will definately be worth it. Thanks for bringing serious laughter to an otherwise dark situation.

Lance Man :D

Posted: Nov 8th 2002, 8:27 pm
by Natasha (candygirl)
Just goes to show how we have tried to make some lemonade out of this situation!

Thanks for compiling all that stuff in one place - it reminded me how freaking hilarious you guys are.

:D